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diff --git a/src/api/routes/safety-hub/@me/index.ts b/src/api/routes/safety-hub/@me/index.ts
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@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+/*
+	Spacebar: A FOSS re-implementation and extension of the Discord.com backend.
+	Copyright (C) 2025 Spacebar and Spacebar Contributors
+
+	This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+	it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published
+	by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+	(at your option) any later version.
+
+	This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+	but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+	MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+	GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+
+	You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+	along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+import { route } from "@spacebar/api";
+import { User, AccountStandingResponse } from "@spacebar/util";
+import { Request, Response, Router } from "express";
+
+const router = Router();
+
+router.get(
+	"/",
+	route({
+		responses: {
+			200: {
+				body: "AccountStandingResponse",
+			},
+			401: {
+				body: "APIErrorResponse",
+			},
+		},
+	}),
+	async (req: Request, res: Response) => {
+		const user = await User.findOneOrFail({
+			where: { id: req.user_id },
+			select: ["data"],
+		});
+
+		res.send({
+			classifications: [],
+			guild_classifications: [],
+			account_standing: {
+				state: 100,
+			},
+			is_dsa_eligible: true,
+			username: user.username,
+			discriminator: user.discriminator,
+			is_appeal_eligible: true,
+			appeal_eligibility: [1, 2],
+		} as AccountStandingResponse);
+	},
+);
+
+export default router;
diff --git a/src/util/schemas/responses/AccountStandingResponse.ts b/src/util/schemas/responses/AccountStandingResponse.ts
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@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+/*
+	Spacebar: A FOSS re-implementation and extension of the Discord.com backend.
+	Copyright (C) 2025 Spacebar and Spacebar Contributors
+	
+	This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+	it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published
+	by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+	(at your option) any later version.
+	
+	This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+	but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+	MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+	GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+	
+	You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+	along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+export interface AccountStandingResponse {
+	classifications: unknown[]; // TODO: We don't know what this is yet
+	guild_classifications: unknown[]; // TODO: We don't know what this is yet
+	account_standing: {
+		/**
+		 * @defaultValue 100
+		 * @minimum 0
+		 * @maximum 100
+		 */
+		state: number;
+	};
+	is_dsa_eligible: boolean;
+	username: string;
+	discriminator: string; // Not sure if this is even valid, we don't have any examples of pre-pomelo users
+	is_appeal_eligible: boolean;
+	/**
+	 * @description We don't yet know what these mean, but Discord appears to return "1" and "2".
+	 */
+	appeal_eligibility: number[];
+}
diff --git a/src/util/schemas/responses/index.ts b/src/util/schemas/responses/index.ts
index 856b4a3e..67daaddc 100644
--- a/src/util/schemas/responses/index.ts
+++ b/src/util/schemas/responses/index.ts
@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@
 	along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
 */
 
+export * from "./AccountStandingResponse";
 export * from "./APIErrorOrCaptchaResponse";
 export * from "./APIErrorResponse";
 export * from "./BackupCodesChallengeResponse";